Cosmic Scorecard
She said that you're ugly and you believed her 'cos you're stupid,
But the fact is you're neither and you do it for a rider,
He said, with his big gun, that he wants some, but you had none,
So you told him that he'd get some from his woman, if he had one.
And I said,
Caustic and atrocious, you're so harmlessly precocious,
And you sound like you are gentle but your hair has gone a-mental,
And he reads in his bed when you're pushing for some romance,
And she's clearly not impressed by your limp dick performance.
I've been so good, this is my reward and all I want is on his back,
And I would never make a good mother you're the next boy on the stack.
(Guitar Solo + Instrumental)
Yeah, he's too scared to have me to dinner, he's too scared to have me to dinner,
He's too scared to have me to dinner, he's too scared to be with me at all, at all, at all.