Punky Dollar
I went round to the highway supermart store,
And I came back with a great big case of liquor,
I only went for a 10p packet of crip,
That, somehow, I'd left off my shopping list.
Take the piss, take all the opportunities you've missed to come and hurt me,
Show me up, put me down, why don't you telephone around and get some help to get me,
Wet right through to the very last piece of my soul,
Shove the biggest piece up your most used hole,
Poke the pralines on the bottom of your bright green mug,
Suicidal ambient digital thug.
Take the piss, take all the opportunities you've missed to come and hurt me,
Show me up, put me down, why don't you telephone around and get some help to get me,
It used to be that I was very insecure, I think I'm changing,
But I am not that see-through anymore, I think I'm changing.
Middle of the road, man it stanks, I'd like to take this chance to offer many thanks,
Middle of the road, man it stanks, let's run over Lionel Richie with a tank.
(Chorus 2)